Murphey's Law is a bitch

So Joey and i were having a rockin good time out on Lake Hartwell

fun times dock jumping, wake boarding, tubing, and what not..

his mom made dinner... and we were off to the hot tub... a perfect day..

followed by one of the worse days in my life.

Sunday Joey thought was a good time to take the jet skis out and teach me the ways of the water, well of course in true Jazzy like fashion after receiving a 3-5 minute tutorial i am OF COURSE a pro.. and flying through the water at 50-60 MPH

little did i know...60 miles an hour over calm waters and then wave waters.. were not to be compared...

all there is to know. is we bounced higher and higher.. and then off,
which would not have been so bad, had my face not crashed into a stick somewhere in the water when i hit,

Joey comes up laughing, looks over at blood gushing from my head, and then the fun and games are over.. we rushed out to the ER, where i was given a head scan to make sure i hadnt broken any bones in my face. The damage: 13 stitches on the side of my face and on my eyelid, and the biggest blackeye this side of the mason dixon line.

you think that after a day like that, it couldnt get worse. me too
but God was holding another set of cards.

upon returning to joeys to get my car, as soon as i pull out of his driveway, the axil boot on my car falls off, and my car skids on three wheels for about 12 feet.
this is just FANFUCKINGTASTIC... unable to get a tow truck out that night we just leave it and decide to call it a night. and get back to it in the morning..

we wake up in the morning to see that apparently the cops have a hookup with a tow company because they had no problems getting it towed.
so i had to pay to get it from the empound and then again to get it fixed..

current status: well a week later my face is healing up nicely and my car is STILL in the shop, which i think is costing somewheres around $800 to get fixed.

but its all good "God does not give you more than you can handle"
i live within walking distance of school, and i have some of the best friends in the world, who remind me of the important things in life.

the end.